It may be Pentecost Monday, but Hitek's editorial team is on the go and has concocted a great news story for you. its traditional selection of the funniest tweets of the week. Our Community Managers have – like the Indiana Jones of the internet – explored explore the depths of X to find the tweets most worthy of appearing in this top. From Squeezie's late-night activities to Homer Simpson's shoes, discover these finds below.
#1 He came to say goodbye
ptn guys I just realized I think the aurora borealis is was the stainless steel soul that flew towards the heavens ud83dude3fud83dude3fud83dude3f
May 13, 2024
< h2>#2 Who is the impostor?
It's me who goes crazy where Does it sound like Squeezie? https://t.co/1AYeSsmpAL
May 13, 2024
#3 And would have played a role in because it's not an escalator
A real Frenchman would have used the left staircase while insulting others https://t.co/WkUvPOiOVZ
May 13, 2024
#4 “The yes needs the no to win against the no”
Crazy laugh, my boyfriend is teleworking today, and he speaks 3/4 of the time in English
He just released a « then we have a big issue HEIN ud83eudd28 » with his best French accent, I exploded. to laugh
May 14, 2024
#5 There are some who bring their entire pantry
çIt fascinates me the people who bring so much to the exams we a pen it was already a problem. not bad ptdrr https://t.co/QyISLnYFNk
May 15, 2024
#6 “We arrive, we retreat, we struggle with effort, then the vast and profound silence of death”
In fact when you are adult the only moments when You're happy when you sleep, on your days off and on payday.ud83dude29
May 15, 2024
#7 Westworld way of life
My mother cooked like that in the evening when the bulletin had just arrived https://t.co/Nlki2XIZqS
May 17, 2024
#8 It's a counterfeit
Ptdrrrr it's Homer Simpson's shoes https://t.co/lWviC4EcdE
May 17, 2024
#9 It's very precise!
[THREAD]: WIKIPÉDIA PAGES pic.twitter.com/24FlXza2LD
May 17, 2024
#10 A knowing duck swim
Jean de la Fontaine would have folded; a classic seeing ça https://t.co/G1w7x9eDqQ
May 18, 2024
#11 Trust reigns!
My dad wants to call an electrician while I did a bacpro elec he sees me as ça pic.twitter.com/3we9ewI6Ry
May 18, 2024
#12 Yes.. . but no
This evening is the night of the museums I could have cultivated myself etc… But g 1 friend he bought soda stream we're going to drink the stuff
May 18, 2024
#13 As long as she doesn't pedal through the semolina, it's fine
Me talking about bad news with my wife:
– ”ha yes ok, it’s really the end of the beans!”
my 8 year old daughter who passes by; and who hears our conversation:
-”so çdad it’s very good news I hate it so much!!!”This crazy laugh
May 17, 2024< /blockquote>
#14 It's true that he has a big head
< p dir="ltr" lang="fr">My psychologist: « the weirdo of Macron space does not exist”
The weirdo of Macron space: pic.twitter.com/EHj7H8jHOp
May 18, 2024
#15 Unworthy mother!
The day when I tweeted « Thank God the social worker came to take my children» and that tlm thought I was talking about MY REAL CHILD while ct in the sims ud83dudc80ud83dudc80ud83dudc80
May 19, 2024
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