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The best congratulations on the World Student Day in Ukrainian – in our selection! We have collected for you cool congratulations in prose, poems and SMS, as well as funny pictures for the holiday.
World Student Day in 2024 falls on Tuesday, October 15. These days, all those who study hard should be congratulated. Choose greetings and send to friends! And don't forget that being a student is one of the most interesting periods in life, so always remain a student at heart!
Click on the section that interests you and choose the wishes you like:
- Congratulations in verse
- Short SMS wishes
- Congratulations in your own words (prose)
- The best jokes about students
- Cool pictures and greetings for the holiday
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Poems for congratulating you on Student's Day
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Happy Student's Day to you congratulations,
in this difficult time for the country.
Therefore, I most sincerely wish
that all enemies leave us!
May knowledge be given to you without effort,
And the desire to learn does not fade!
And none of the temptations act,
when it comes to studying!
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About exams and tests
Today you forget.
World Student Day –
It's time to let the wine go!
You throw away your notes,
And don't think about books,
It's a holiday – student's day!
Take a break from these years
On a holiday, I wish,
And I raise this glass,< br>So that science does not “kill”,
It only helps in life.
So that the professor has fun,
And he never gets angry.
There were five in the test room
I want to go for a friendly walk!
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Happy Student's Day!
I wish you happiness and joy!
May there be good luck in everything
And may passing be easy!
May everyone pass the exams were composed
And there were no tails left,
So that you would not know the worries
And all the diploma works
They wrote perfectly! good money!
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Happy student's day,
And this is what I wish you:
Have a wonderful life,
Know no problems,
And pass the sessions easily!
Let life pour over the edge,
There will be no sadness, there will be paradise!
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What should a student wish for?
Eat a lot and sleep well,
Just get up early in the morning,
So as not to oversleep.
Be fit and healthy,
Everything is ready for learning,
Teachers are kind, honest,
Lectures are good, interesting,
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And good news for you!
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Happy holiday to you, student,
We will congratulate you,
We wish you only five
to pass the exams!< br> So that they don't get their tails,
Money, so that parents give,
So that there is something to go for a walk
And to travel a lot!
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I wish the students to wish:
That you would not have tails,
That there would always be food,
That there would be no cockroaches.
That the teacher would not knock,
That each of you would drink less,
That you are lucky in love,
And may evil pass you by!
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You are studying, and it means a lot,
May you always be lucky,
May the big star of luck
Illuminate the path even in the fog!
Let it pass dynamically
Student fun time,
Live and study perfectly
And you will hear everywhere “Hurray!”
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A poem for a female student
You, student, I congratulate you,
I wish you the best –
Beautiful days, goodness and happiness,
And so that you will not know misfortune,
That you will always be loved,
The only, faithful and room' he,
So that you smile more often,
Everything was successful in your life!
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A funny poem for a student
With student day, best friend!
I wish you the best girlfriends!
Buy yourself a Mercedes,
And hang out in clubs.
The whole world is open to you –
Maybe you will become famous!
It all depends on you,
The main thing is to study!
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A poem about students
Students are such people,
Which cannot do without adventures,
And there are enough of them, by the way:
A treacherous session awaits
Did the teacher complain –
Then at least sit down and cry…
And the lectures are all similar –
Boring. The student can't sit,
But when the seminar comes,
The student suddenly has some kind of burden:
He can't be seen from behind the desk,
He doesn't like jokes anymore,
But the teacher even wears glasses ,
He marks those present in pairs,
Then the retakes come
And again the student sobs and cries…
But he passes all the topics – look,
There is already a scholarship.
Profession “student” – it's cool,
Although, unfortunately, short-lived:
Ten semesters or five years –
These are legal terms for us,
So I hasten to congratulate us all:
Happy our day! Happy holiday!
Happy SMS greetings for Student's Day
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Happy Student's Day,
I wish for freebies at the session.
Let learning be easy,
So that you can have as much fun as possible!
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Let the exams pass by themselves,
And the cures for happiness laugh!
Rejoice and live in the moment,
Congratulations happy student's day!
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Happy international student day
Allow me to congratulate you,
Exams only with excellence
I wish you to pass.
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I wish you short semesters,
Happy student's day!
To get good grades,
You could get a scholarship.
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I want to celebrate today,
Walk until the early morning!
And so that the morning does not crack
My head is from those festivities!
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Today is a holiday – Student Day!
So I want to sincerely wish:
That the sessions end happy end,
And you could remember all this with a smile!
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May you have a sweet life,
May you make friends, sleep!
May the beer flow it was pouring,
So that the students had fun!
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On this beautiful and beautiful holiday,
I wish first-class friends,
Those who will walk next to you through life ,
And girls will be found for you!
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Let the couples sleep well,
And don't sit at home!
Let the notes be written by themselves,
And the exams be passed!
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Let the sessions be easily passed ,
Let success smile at once,
Don't go out too much either,
Don't forget about your relatives!
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Don't go to the library,
Don't sit over books,
And don't write cheat sheets,
“Automatic” everywhere!
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We drink vodka in crazy doses,
Tomorrow we will wake up in different poses,
We remember happy moments,
It's all called the word STUDENTS!
Funny congratulations on Student's Day in prose
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Happy Students' Day! May your life be full of pleasant adventures, and every story has a happy ending! Do not forget what you are studying for, but do not lose the moment of youth. Everything will work out, so enjoy yourself and believe in victory!
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Happy student's day! I wish not to break my teeth on the granite of science, not to plant a liver at student parties, not to spoil the nervous system during tests and exams. And most importantly, never forget that these are the best years of your life!
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Happy student day! I wish that the schedule of lectures does not interfere with the tight schedule of student parties, that couples sleep sweetly, and the scorebook is full of fives.
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On student day, I wish you to enjoy every day. Let the teachers be lenient, the sessions – easy, the scholarship – increased, parties – memorable, friends – have fun with you!
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Congratulations on the student's day. I wish that the sleepless nights and endless cramming were not in vain. Let all the baggage of knowledge that you acquire during your student years become a guarantee of a happy and prosperous life!
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On Student's Day, I wish you to live like in a fairy tale! Let the student dining hall treat you no worse than restaurants, the dormitory will be as cozy as the royal chambers, course and diploma papers will be written with a wave of a magic wand, and the good fairy will throw “spurs” on the exams.
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I congratulate you on the professional holiday of the student's day. I wish to always competently and rationally distribute my forces. So that it doesn't turn out later that your diploma is red and your face is blue 😉
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Lectures are not boring, professors are not strict, seminars are interesting and fruitful, tests are automatic, and sessions are short. Let the nights be fun, and friends – desperate. Happy Student's Day!
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They say that students have two holidays: Student's Day and every day. Therefore, I wish you success in your studies, health and perseverance, and you already have everything else.
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On the day of the student, I wish that nights over textbooks always bring the desired result, the scholarship allowed me to have fun with friends, and the acquired knowledge opened the way to real heights!
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Friend! Happy Student's Day! You and I know very well what a real student brotherhood is, when one is for all and all for one! Therefore, I suggest celebrating the Student's Day in a cool, crazy and fun way. After all, student years are the best! They should be lived in such a way that you can remember and laugh about them for the rest of your life!
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My friend, happy Student's Day! I wish you success in your studies, in your future work and in all your endeavors. Let the student years be remembered not only by sleepless exhausting sessions, but also by such fun holidays as Student's Day!
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Studentship is truly the best period of life. I wish you to experience all its advantages. Let studying be easy, exams pass quickly, and there will be more and more free time. I wish you to direct all your enthusiasm in the right direction. While life gives you all the opportunities, take everything from it. May the years that fly by so quickly leave joyful and positive impressions in your memory!
Jokes, gags and anecdotes about students
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To the attention of all those who have entered a university: being a student is cool, only studying gets in the way.
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Students and money are compatible, but rarely and not for long…
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A student struggles all his life: before lunch – with hunger, and after lunch – with sleep…
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The biggest student lie: “List of used literature”.
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Students are a part of the population that have the most expensive phones, but never have money in their account.
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What is a scholarship? This is the same as women's critical days. You wait a month, and it ends in 4 days!
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Nothing brings people together like one option on an exam.
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– Went to take the exam?
– Went…
– And what ticket did I get?
– Military.
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Announcement in the institute: – The exam will not be held. All tickets are sold!
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Who gets up early, that's why they say: “sit down! the couple is not over yet!”
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Student's schedule: Mon – late arrival; V – moved; Wed – headache; Thu – one day – no problem; Friday – it's time to go home.
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We are waiting for the teacher, he is late. I text him “there will be no steam” and forget to add a question mark at the end, after a minute “ok”.
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With the words “these are the kind of pies” bachelor confectioners finish their defense of their diploma.
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Freshman Mykola accidentally found his dean in the arms of the head of the department and already by the evening he had finished his master's degree.
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In the morning: – I want to sleep. Afternoon: – I want to sleep. In the evening: – I want to sleep. At night: – HOP HEY LA LA LEY!
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Today, in the passage of the subway station, there was a meeting of graduates who bought diplomas here 5 years ago.
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We have 365 days to study in a year. Of these, 52 days are Sundays, leaving 313 days. In the spring, due to the warm weather, it is difficult to start studying. We subtract another 50 days. 263 days left. A person sleeps 8 hours on average. It is 122 days in a year. Only 141 days left. If we deduct an hour each day for other activities (hobbies), then we subtract another 15 days. 126 days left. Every day we devote an average of 2 hours to eating. We subtract another 30 days. 96 days left.
About 90 more days a year we walk. Only 6 days left. If someone has animals, it is necessary to walk them for at least 20 minutes – this is 48 hours a year, that is, 2 days. 4 days left. Every person can get sick at least 3 times a year, minus 3 more days. And look, there is only 1 day left and it is your birthday. Now you understand why we don't have time to study?
Pictures and cards for students on the holiday
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