World Student Day – a selection of the best memes and anecdotes about studying

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Autumn is the time for the end of summer vacations and carefree rest and the beginning of hard studies. It smells of books, stationery and old classrooms.

Every year on October 15, the world celebrates World Student Day. Radio Maximum has prepared a selection of memes and anecdotes to congratulate everyone and remind them of their student years.

Today is Student's Day – a celebration of youth, lust for life and great achievements. After all, the student body at all times in all countries was an active, sometimes radical, driving force that could change the state order and make a revolution.

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The best anecdotes about students:

1. A student on the exam pulled out the ticket and immediately threw it back.
The professor is surprised:
– Why did you return the ticket?
– This is the 13th ticket, it is a bad omen.
– This is all nonsense, he said the teacher and started looking for the 13th paper.
The student answered the exam with “five”.
In the corridor, his fellow students surrounded him and asked:
– Did you know everything?
– No, no, only the 13th ticket.

2. At the beginning of the exam, the teacher addresses the students:
– Don't worry, everyone will get a positive grade
Student:
– And what is a positive grade?
– Greater than zero!

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3. In the bus, the grandmother tries to give up her seat to the boy:
– Sit down, poor thing, why are you so thin? Are you sick or something?
– No, thank you, I'm just a student.
– Well, let me at least hold your cloak.
– It's not the cloak, it's my friend Sergey.

4. During the exam, the teacher asks the student's last name:
– Petrenko.
He sits and smiles.
– Why are you smiling?
– I answered the first question

5. Session, the teacher enters, question 5:
– What is my name?
Everyone is silent.
Question 4:
– What is the name of the subject you are taking?
Everyone is silent.
Question 3:
– What color are the books from my subject?
– From the back desk, a voice: “You look like it's filling up, bastard.”

6. Question to a university teacher:
– What do you usually say to your graduates when you meet them in real life?
– Coca-Cola and large fries, please.

7. – Professor, do you know how to interest an idiot?
– How?
– I will tell you tomorrow.

8. If you write spurs with a pencil on twenty hryvnia bills, then an attempt to take a spur from a student will be tantamount to extortion.

9. The student is late and looks into the classroom:
– Excuse me, professor…
Lecturer (with a threatening voice):
– Why are you late for the lecture?
Student:
– Yes, I was yesterday lay down near two…
Lecturer:
– Well, come in. Next time, lie down next to one and don't be late!

10. A student takes an exam at the Institute of Agriculture. Examiner:
– You are the director of a collective farm. And you have a crop failure. What objective reasons will you put forward for your excuse?
– Well… bad weather conditions…
– Yes, and anything else?
– Well… they forgot to plant.

History of the origin of the holiday:

It all started with the dispersal by the police and SS units of a peaceful demonstration on the occasion of the 21st anniversary of the creation of the Czechoslovak Republic. During this, medical student Jan Opletal was seriously injured and later died. His funeral turned into a protest against the occupation, in which thousands of people participated. The next day, a decision was made to close Czech higher education institutions “for three years”.

On November 17, mass arrests of Czech students took place in Prague and other university cities. 9 leading representatives of student organizations were executed in Prague prison walls, more than 1,200 were arrested and sent to Sachsenhausen the next day. Soldiers broke into the dormitories, beat the students, then took them to the outskirts of Prague, where the violence continued, the students were forced to fall, and the Germans stepped on their necks with their boots.

Please note that Student Day is also celebrated on another day the date The International Council of Students at a meeting in London in 1941 adopted a statement in which November 17 was declared International Students' Day in memory of the events in the Czech Republic. Since then, international students have been promoting the idea of ​​recognizing November 17 as International Students' Day at the UN level.