The essential actor Chuck Norris is in the spotlight today in this article. Our dear Walker is a true Internet star, even a God, as proven by the famous Chuck Norris Facts that abound on the web, and to pay tribute to him, we are going to rediscover together the best jokes about Chuck Norris. And I can tell you that there is a very wide range of them, from the most unusual to the funniest to the heaviest. It seems that the actor Chuck Norris is an inexhaustible source of inspiration for Internet comedians.
A character known throughout the world, first and foremost because he is an actor, Chuck Norris is an icon for entire generations. If there is a badass guy on earth, it is this dear Chuck. He is a martial arts ace, a legendary cowboy, a charismatic actor, but above all one of the great lords of the entire internet.He has become a character who represents the height of the big brute. He has been diverted many times, especially with the legendary jokes, the famous Chuck Norris Facts. What better way to pay tribute to this legend than by selecting the best jokes gleaned from the Internet about Chuck Norris.
The 80 best jokes about Chuck Norris
We decided to prepare a small compilation of the best jokes about the actor Chuck Norris. There is something for everyone with puns, improbable situations, schoolboy jokes, enough to have a good time. On the other hand, let it be clear, at no time would we dare make fun of Chuck Norris. Out of the question to have trouble with one of the most emblematic men of the Internet and what is more a world-renowned Ranger. So Ok these are jokes about Chuck Norris, but no laughing! We remind you that the actor killed enemies at the shovel in his films and series.
#1 Superman VS Chuck Norris
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
#2 Water VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, it's the water that gets Chuck Norris.
#3 Jesus VS Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ was born in 1940 before Chuck Norris.
#4 Google VS Chuck Norris
When Google can't find something, it asks Chuck Norris.
#5 Windows VS Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris uses Windows, it doesn't crash.
#6 Diam's VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can listen to a full CD of Diam's. It also works with Tragedy.
#7 Mickael Jackson VS Chuck Norris
That's when Mickael Jackson crossed paths with Chuck Norris that he turned white.
#8 The recycle bin VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
#9 Spams VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris receives spam offering to reduce the size of his penis.
#10 Earth VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not live on Earth, Earth lives under Chuck Norris.
#11 A mosquito VS Chuck Norris
When a mosquito bites Chuck Norris, it's the mosquito that scratches itself.
#12 Division VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
#13 Infinity VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity. Twice.
#14 Code VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows how to code in binary with only 0s.
#15 The sound barrier VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tag the sound barrier.
#16 The Empire VS Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris attacks the Empire, the Empire does not counterattack.
#17 Mr. Clean VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cleans Mr. Clean.
#18 Google VS Chuck Norris V2
Google is the only place where you can type Chuck Norris…
#19 Speed cameras VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is against automatic radars: it dazzles him when he rides his bike.
#20 Suppositories VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not use a suppository. The ways of the Lord are impenetrable.
#21 Carambars VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats the wrappers of Carambars. You don't joke with Chuck Norris.
#22 Olive and Tom VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can go back up the football field in Olive and Tom in less than an episode.
#23 Mario VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished Super Mario Bros without jumping once.
#24 The answering machine VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is able to leave a message on an answering machine before the beep.
#25 Yoda VS Chuck Norris
Master Yoda lost his life the day he called Chuck Norris “Norris Chuck”.
#26 The VS Chuck Norris package
Chuck Norris has finished his unlimited package.
#27 Special effects VS Chuck Norris
A Bruce Lee film shows Chuck Norris getting beaten by Bruce Lee. This is the most expensive special effect in the history of cinema.
#28 Pokemon VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished Pokemon without ANY Pokemon. Chuck Norris doesn't need anyone.
#29 The stairs VS Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can go downstairs. Note that he can also go down to the top if he wishes.
#30 Power Rangers VS Chuck Norris
One day, the Power Rangers met Chuck Norris. Now we call them the Teletubbies.
#31 Chuck Norris vs his shadow
Chuck Norris once killed his shadow. Why? Because we don't follow Chuck Norris.
#32 Chuck Norris vs Russian Roulette
One day, Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and he won.
#33 Chuck Norris vs Multiplication
Chuck Norris x 0 = Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris is never equal to 0.
#34 Chuck Norris vs Hulk
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. And when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into… Chuck Norris of course.
#35 chuck norris vs hide and seek
Chuck Norris has already beaten the invisible man at hide and seek.
#36 chuck norris vs Alzheimer's disease
People with Alzheimer's disease don't remember anything except Chuck Norris.
#37 Chuck Norris vs Voldemort
One day Chuck Norris met Voldemort, they played “I stole your nose”. Chuck Norris won. A joke to bring out to all Harry Potter fans.
#38 Chuck Norris vs the formal “vous”
If you don't address Chuck Norris formally, he'll kill you.
#39 Chuck Norris vs. The Red Cross
Chuck Norris regularly donates blood to the Red Cross, but it's never his own.
#40 Chuck Norris vs. the Swiss
The Swiss aren't neutral, in fact they're just waiting to see which side Chuck Norris is going to take.
#41 Chuck Norris vs. the Wind
When Chuck Norris pisses in the wind, it's the wind that changes direction.
#42 Chuck Norris vs Mars
Chuck Norris has already been to the planet Mars, which is why there is no trace of life on this planet.
#43 The only thing that comes close to Chuck Norris is his sock
Now that's some high-level Chuck Norris Facts.
#44 Chuck Norris vs Charlie
It is to escape Chuck Norris that Charlie has been hiding in his books for so many years.
#45 Chuck Norris vs god
God wanted to create the universe in 12 days, but Chuck Norris only left him 6.
#46 Chuck Norris vs. Spelling
When Chuck Norris misspells a word in the dictionary, it's the dictionaries that change the spelling of that word.
#47 Chuck Norris can give someone a hard time in just 2 minutes
Chuck Norris, an actor who even masters time.
#48 Chuck Norris vs. Geometry
Chuck Norris can draw circles with a set square.
#49 Chuck Norris vs MacGyver
In Chuck Norris's Swiss Army knife, there is a MacGyver accessory.
#50 Chuck Norris vs Latin
Chuck Norris once had a 0 in Latin, since that day, Latin is a dead language.
#51 Chuck Norris vs Time
When Chuck Norris is in danger of being late, it is time that begins to slow down and not Chuck Norris who is in a hurry.
#52 Chuck Norris vs Darth Vader
Chuck Norris faced Darth Vader one day. Since that day, Darth Vader has had asthma.
#53 Chuck Norris knows where Ornicar is
Where is he?
#54 Chuck Norris vs the blind
Chuck Norris is fluent in Braille.
#55 Chuck Norris vs Facebook
When Chuck Norris sends an invite on Facebook, the “Ignore” button doesn't appear.
#56 Chuck Norris vs Jesus
Jesus walked on water once, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.
#57 Chuck Norris measures his pulse on the Richter scale
And it's at 10 on the scale, of course.
#58 Chuck Norris vs Global Warming
Global warming does not exist, it just happens that Chuck Norris sometimes gets a little cold and he decides to bring the sun closer to the Earth, just with the power of his thought.
#59 Chuck Norris vs Cancer
A tear from Chuck Norris can cure cancer, but unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries.
#60 Chuck Norris vs Bill Gates
Windows never asks Chuck Norris to send a crash report, Bill Gates himself picks him up at Chuck Norris's house, apologizing for the inconvenience.
#61 Chuck Norris vs Nokia 3310
Chuck Norris once broke a Nokia 3310 in half. And with his hands too.
#62 Chuck Norris vs Email Address
Chuck Norris' email address is gmail@chucknorris.com.
#63 Chuck Norris vs a Snake
One day Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of unbearable suffering, the snake died.
#64 chuck norris vs mathematics
Chuck Norris has his own mathematical theorem: a fist is the intersection of two straight lines in the mouth.
#65 Chuck norris vs Pi
Chuck Norris knows the last decimal of PI. The ultimate Chuck Norris Fact!
#66 chuck norris vs a horse
One day Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Since that day, this animal is called a giraffe.
#67 chuck norris vs spiderman
When Spider-Man meets Chuck Norris in the street, he weaves himself on it.
#68 chuck norris vs the red sea
One day, Chuck Norris dove into the Red Sea. Moses took advantage of this event to cross.
#69 Chuck norris vs jean-claude van damme
Jean-Claude Van Damme cracks nuts between his buttocks. For his part, Chuck Norris cracks Jean-Claude Van Damme between his buttocks.
#70 chuck norris vs casanova
Casanova claimed to have had sex with 20,000 women in his lifetime. Upon hearing this statement, Chuck Norris said, “A little Tuesday, what…”
#71 chuck norris vs the theory of evolution
The theory of evolution does not exist, there is just a list of a few animals that Chuck Norris allows to survive.
#72 chuck norris vs Burger King
Chuck Norris has already managed to order a Big Mac at Burger King.
#73 chuck norris vs the bogeyman
When the bogeyman goes to bed, he first checks to see if Chuck Norris is under his bed.
#74 chuck norris vs jurassic park
In the movie Jurassic Park, it's not the T-Rex chasing the Jeep. In reality, it's Chuck Norris chasing the T-Rex and the Jeep.
#75 chuck norris vs the robbers
Chuck Norris has an alarm at home, but it's not to warn him that there are thieves. It's to warn the thieves that they are at Chuck Norris's house.
#76 chuck norris vs Star Wars
What role did Chuck Norris play in Star Wars? The Force of course.
#77 chuck norris vs food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat, it's food that Norris.
#78 Chuck Norris vs christopher Nolan
Chuck Norris understood the movieInception (also works with Tenet).
#79 chuck norris vs power 4
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in just 3 moves.
#80 chuck norris vs David guetta
Hello David Guetta? It's Chuck Norris! I have a quick question, what do you mean by “The World is mine?”.
That's it for these 80 best jokes about the actor Chuck Norris, star of television. We could have added many more, but we'll let you share your favorites in the comments. Happy birthday again Chuck! Well, if we can allow ourselves to wish a happy birthday to Mr. Chuck Norris without risking getting his face smashed in the next minute. Out of the question to become an enemy of Chuck. After the best jokes and the best Facts, we are preparing something new for you on Chuck Norris soon.