Judging by the speed at which new jokes appear among Ukrainians, you can’t say at all that there is a war going on in Ukraine. New jokes mostly on military topics.
But this time “Telegraph” collected in one material the best jokes and jokes about mother-in-law and son-in-law, which will cheer up all Ukrainians without exception.
Wife talking on the phone, then laying down handset. Husband (reading a newspaper):
– Who was that?
– Yes, mother. She, in my opinion, is already half crazy.
– Ahhh … So, it's better.
The son-in-law is sitting in the kitchen having dinner. Mother-in-law enters, takes a broom, begins to walk around the kitchen.
Son-in-law: – Are you going to sweep, mama, or will you fly somewhere?
At the table is a husband, wife and mother-in-law.
– Dear, it seems to me that our mother choked. Clap for her!
Husband (claps his hands): — Braavo, braavoo!
– And my mother-in-law came to me only once after the wedding …
– Yes, you're just lucky!
— Yes… And she didn’t leave anymore…
Son-in-law drinking tea with mother-in-law. The mother-in-law thinks aloud:
– That's how life flies so fast – it seems like it was born not so long ago, but it's time to die soon …
– It's time oh, it's time…