I sing so cool that the neighbors start applauding the battery: funny jokes for a good mood

I sing so cool that the neighbors start applauding the battery: funny jokes for a good mood

The Ukrainian people cannot be broken in difficult situations, and humor only helps in this, because this is a great way to get a little distracted. And although most of the jokes about the failures of the Russian occupiers, there are “eternal” topics that do not lose their relevance.

I sing so cool that the neighbors start applauding the battery: funny jokes for a good mood

Surely everyone in their life has come across “harmful” neighbors who “ did not give life”, knocking on the batteries at even a slight noise. “Telegraph” decided to cheer up all his readers and put together a selection of positive jokes about the neighbors.

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— Vasya, why did the neighbor’s chickens stop going to our garden?

— At night I laid out twenty eggs on the beds, and in the morning I collected them in front of the neighbors.

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— You know, a tap dancer has settled in the apartment above me, and every evening he beats the tap dance in his shoes with horseshoes on heels! What do you recommend?

– Magnets on the ceiling …

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I marvel at the purposefulness of my upstairs neighbors. Until 21:30 they drilled something. Around this time, the electricity went out. The neighbors began to knock with a hammer …

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– Neighbor, cattle, constantly drilling something with a puncher.

– But sometimes he rests.

– When he rests, he sings karaoke.

I sing so cool that the neighbors start applauding the battery: funny jokes for a good mood