The Ukrainian people cannot be broken in difficult situations, and humor only helps in this, because this is a great way to get a little distracted. And although most of the jokes about the failures of the Russian occupiers, there are “eternal” topics that do not lose their relevance.
Surely everyone in their life has come across “harmful” neighbors who “ did not give life”, knocking on the batteries at even a slight noise. “Telegraph” decided to cheer up all his readers and put together a selection of positive jokes about the neighbors.
— Vasya, why did the neighbor’s chickens stop going to our garden?
— At night I laid out twenty eggs on the beds, and in the morning I collected them in front of the neighbors.
— You know, a tap dancer has settled in the apartment above me, and every evening he beats the tap dance in his shoes with horseshoes on heels! What do you recommend?
– Magnets on the ceiling …
I marvel at the purposefulness of my upstairs neighbors. Until 21:30 they drilled something. Around this time, the electricity went out. The neighbors began to knock with a hammer …
– Neighbor, cattle, constantly drilling something with a puncher.
– But sometimes he rests.
– When he rests, he sings karaoke.