funny stories about students
On the occasion of Student's Day, we have collected for you topical anecdotes about students in Ukrainian – remember the times of your studies!
Funny jokes and jokes about student everyday life, study and teachers will cheer you up from the bottom of their hearts! Keep another dose of humor – laugh and share with friends and colleagues!
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First you work for your degree, then as a waiter.
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At the exam, the professor is indignant:
– Is it possible to know nothing like this?!
– Sorry, professor, I thought the exam was tomorrow!
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As the dean noted, students who have already served in the army are the most carefree about their debts.
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In the first year, they showed us a math analysis textbook and said: “The first 18 pages you spent 11 years at school, and for the other 400 you have this semester”.
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When future millers enter vocational training, their first finger is cut off on the occasion of initiation into students.
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Only during the session will you find out that not everything is on the Internet…
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– Let's start taking the exam!
– Can you use the textbooks?
– It is possible, maybe. So, the 100-meter dash for boys is 14 seconds, for girls – 17 seconds.
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If one teacher cannot teach all the subjects, how can you expect one student to learn all the subjects?
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Judging by the trends in the field of education, soon after graduation they will issue a piece of paper with the inscription “Deplom”.
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They called from heaven and said that the most beautiful angel had escaped from them, but I did not issue you. Give it a three.
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The biggest fuss at the party started after someone, when asked by the teacher: “Any questions?”, replied: “How are you?”
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The student who owns the coveted frozen pack of dumplings last night unexpectedly joined the list of the five richest residents of the dormitory.
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Jesus: turns water into wine.
Me: turns water into a term paper.
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– Who are you studying for?
– Economics and transport management!
– I would have said right away that I would have been a conductor.
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The student nicknamed Bitcoin knew nothing about his course.
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A teacher at our university once said:
– Do you know what it looks like? You come to the store for a fur coat, give 200 thousand, and in the end you leave the fur coat and take only the check. The same is true of your education.
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Ambition is when you go to an exam and think you know a two, and when they give a four, you wonder why not 'yatirka.
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Our faculty teaches programming in different languages. For example, Delphi, but it looks something like this: “Look, it's Delphi. Let's go further.”
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The first couple.
– Who is not there?
– All of them are.
– All of them? Ah, yes, you are a first-year student, still naive…
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“The relevance of my thesis is that without it I will not be awarded a diploma!”